are you an e-Bore?

Posted 30 April 2003 By mac and has 2 comments.

take the test

By mac and has no comments yet.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High

Take the Dante’s Inferno Test

well, that’s a relief …

Posted 19 April 2003 By mac and has 1 comment.


Find out which Discworld girl you are.

who am I?

Posted 10 April 2003 By mac and has no comments yet.

I amNyarlathotep!

The 999 forms of Nyarlathotep are a point of meditation for the true initiate. It is through these manifold faces that the secrets of the universe are made known. Called “The Crawling Chaos”, Nyarlathotep is the disembodied ego of Azathoth and thus the universal “I” of known reality. Some of the many documented forms are; Father of Knives, Nephren-Ka, the Black Man, the Beast of the Lashing Tongue to name a few.

Which Great Old One are you?

isn’t technology wonderful?

Posted 4 April 2003 By mac and has no comments yet.

here I am, sitting in Birmingham International Airport’s departure lounge, availing myself of their WiFi access at £6 per hour. Deeply sad, I know.

in other news, perlmonger went into the airport WHS to purchase me a Guardian. When I caught up with him, he was loitering near the section marked “Men’s Lifestyle Magazines”. He said something about classic car mags – yeah, right …

from the Onion

Posted 2 April 2003 By mac and has 1 comment.

I Should Not Be Allowed to Say The Following Things About America